Benedict Cumberbatch Is Dating Someone and It’s Not You

Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 18, 2014, 12:30 pm   •   by Robert Kessler   •   0 comments

Hey so you weren’t responding to your Kiks this morning so I had to get ahold of you here and I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news but your internet boyfriend Benedict Cumberbatch allegedly has a girlfriend now. I know it’s rude to tell you in such a public forum, but seriously why don’t you respond to your Snapchats anymore? Anyway, he said he still wants you to be friends and he loves those little — what do you call them? GIFs? — that you post on your Tumblr, it’s just that Benedict is going to be spending a lot more time with his IRL ladyfriend now.

Oh how do I know that Benedict Cumberbatch has a girlfriend who’s not you? Well Becky G. DMed me during fourth period and said that Cindy C.’s mom had this thing called a newspaper — apparently it’s like the internet for old people — and there was an article about some old lady named Rebecca Eaton and Malia Obama’s nerdy dad but that’s not important, what’s important is that the article mentioned that some mallrat tramp is stepping in on your boyfriend, Benedict Cumberbatch.

“That might also explain her other job: helping British hottie Benedict Cumberbatch find a new love interest. She wouldn’t say whom the Sherlock actor has met, but she said it’s time for all those ‘Cumberbitches’ — the name used by his huge base of female followers — to move on.”

Wow. Harsh right? Anyway no one knows who this girl is, but Sally H. said she’d do some Facebook stalking during seventh period — Mr. Sorenson is so lame — and then I thought we could meet up after school at your mom’s house and cyberbully her. Do you think your mom could make those virgin daiquiris again? Those were sooo good. Let me know!

P.S.: Can I copy your math homework?

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Benedict Cumberbatch Is Dating Someone And It’s Not You

NEW YORK, NY – MAY 05: Benedict Cumberbatch attends the ‘Charles James: Beyond Fashion’ Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 5, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images) | Neilson Barnard via Getty Images

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Hey so you weren’t responding to your Kiks this morning so I had to get ahold of you here and I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news but your internet boyfriend Benedict Cumberbatch allegedly has a girlfriend now.

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Kendall Jenner: “Calling Someone Too Skinny Is the Same Thing as Calling Someone Too Fat”

Kendall Jenner is criticized for being too skinny. Kendall Jenner is criticized for being too skinny. Credit: Don Arnold/WireImage.com

Kendall Jenner has been taking the fashion world by storm since she signed with Wilhelmina Models in January 2010, and during that time, the 17-year-old learned just how harsh the industry can be. Covering the April issue of Harper’s Bazaar Arabia, the 5-foot-10 Keeping Up With the Kardashians star speaks candidly about being bullied for her weight.

“I’m constantly criticized for being too skinny,” the slender star says. “I’m trying to gain weight but my body won’t let it happen. What people don’t understand is that calling someone too skinny is the same as calling someone too fat. It’s not a nice feeling.”

VIDEO: Kim Kardashian pushes Kendall Jenner into modeling

Fortunately, Kendall has a strong support system to lift her spirits when she’s feeling down. “I go to them for different things,” she says of her famous siblings. “Khloe is like my second mom, so whenever my little sister [Kylie] and I are fighting or we’re fighting with our parents, we call Khloe. Kourtney is very realistic with things. She will tell you the cold, hard truth, even if it will make you cry, so whatever you’re dealing with, if you want to talk to her, she’ll be very realistic.”

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As for half-sister Kim Kardashian? Kendall says that in addition to being “super smart and really tech-savvy,” the pregnant entrepreneur is also a good listener. “She’s been through a lot, so we can go to Kim with anything and she’ll have literally the best advice.”

VIDEO: Bruce Jenner defends his daughter’s racy bikini shots

That advice has come in handy, Kendall says, as she grew up in front of the nation on her family’s various E! reality shows. “I used to be so shy. I used to never talk, just sit back and do my thing,” she says. “I am still pretty shy, but I’ve gotten much better because I’m always on set for photo shoots and I’m always filming with my family.”

Though she’s designed a clothing line for PacSun with Kylie, 15, the budding fashionista insists she’s not trying to follow in her half-sisters’ footsteps. “I’m trying my best with what I want to do, which is modeling. I think I’m on my own career path and I don’t really care what other people have to say about me being in the spotlight of my sisters,” she tells Harper’s Bazaar Arabia. “I’m just doing my own thing.”

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Spice Girl Geri Halliwell: Is Russell Brand my ideal man? I need someone trustworthy

Geri Halliwell is mum to 6-year-old Bluebell Madonna

Geri Halliwell has confirmed her relationship with Russell Brand and described it as a ‘whirlwind’.

The pair became close after the Olympic Closing Ceremony last month but up until now neither of them have commented on the rumours of a romance.

But mum-of-one Geri, who was spotted holding hands with comedian Russell during a day out at Hampton Court Palace recently, has admitted that they’re loved-up.

‘Yes, it’s been a whirlwind,’ Geri, 40, tells Metro.

‘All I want is to be in a loving relationship. Is he my ideal man? I’m choosy. I want someone who’s trustworthy, sweet and kind.’

So it seems that Russell, 37, might not be the one for Geri after all – the Spice Girl’s rumoured to be getting cold feet about the comedian as she thinks his interests are too intellectual.

‘Things are already cooling off,’ a source tells the Daily Mirror.

Russell’s way into very intense spiritual readings that are just too much, even for Geri. He is way too intense, full stop.

‘I don’t think she really fancies him, she’s just enjoying the attention. It will be yoga, sex and fizz, but it won’t last the distance.

‘He’s off back to LA soon and she’s not planning on going with him.’

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Morning Mail! Won’t Someone Think of Blue Ivy?!

MET Gala, Beyonce Knowles Larry Busacca/Getty Images

Dear Ted:
How do new mothers like Beyonce manage to go out all night to fabulous events like the Met Gala? Not to state the obvious, but she should still be knee-deep in breastfeeding, and the leakage isn’t really something she could control all night with her see-through lace sparkle Ice Capade number. Any clue how Hollywood moms manage to evade even the most unavoidable everyday tasks?
—KBrownie

Dear Destiny’s Latchkey Child?
Well, she’s got plenty of help, K.B. Not only does she have her family (which includes papa Jay-Z and her mom), but she certainly has extra help available if she needs it. Regular parents hire babysitters too, ya know. As for the, uh…lactation issues, I’m sure she had help in that department to make sure there weren’t any leaks. Ew.

Dear Ted:
Forget Robert Pattinson in Fifty Shades of Grey (although I love so much that many are on board this train with the rest of us). What about this combination: Rob + Kristen Stewart + Woody Allen + a story set somewhere in Europe? He could totally play their awkwardness. They could even play a couple. How’s that for art imitating life?
—Xtina

READ: Jay-Z Jokes Baby Blue Ivy Will Be “the Worst, Spoiled Little Kid Ever”

Dear Midnight in Forks:
Love it! You know I’ve been rooting for R.Pattz and K.Stew to show off their funny sides, and I think a film with Allen might just be perfect for them. Would love to see how he changes up the Twilight twosome’s usual brooding dynamic. And Woody’s potential new muse, Lindsay Lohan, could costar, I guess.

Dear Ted:
Does size matter in casting Christan Grey for Fifty Shades of Grey?
—Benson

Dear Measuring Up:
I think it’s more about the motion of the ocean, B. That’s what prosthetics are for, right? Either way, unless the film’s going to nab an NC-17 rating, I wouldn’t expect to see too much of mini-Christian.

Dear Ted:
For the person who suggested the reality show with George Clooney‘s exes, how about “So You Think You Can Outsmart a Celebrity?” and then a “Where Are They Now?” edition, of course. It can be required watching for all young girls arriving in Hollywood.
—Miss P

Dear Elisabetta Explains It All:
Required watching if those babes want to make it in the biz, at least.

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Dear Ted:
Continue to love you and your gossip page! I’ve been hearing rumors, rumblings about a hookup that supposedly happened between Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick at the Met Gala. I don’t think it happened, but you let me know, gossip guru!
—Forever Your Fan

Dear All Gossiped Out:
This is hardly the first time these two have been linked, but if you’re looking for juicy gossip on the Gossip Girl set, usually Leighton is not involved (just ask Blake Lively or Chace Crawford or even Ed himself). I wouldn’t put too much stock in an alleged real-life hookup between Blair and Chuck.

Dear Ted:
How many Blind Vicers were at this year’s Met Costume Gala?
—MooKinda

Dear All That Glitters Is Bold:
Jeez…it’d be easier to count how many of the attendees aren’t Vice stars. More than I can count on two hands, in all their glittery gold, lacey black and Balenciaga-heeled glory.

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Glee First Look: Who Gets Serenaded by Someone Other Than Their Significant Other?

Glee, Lea Michele, Jeff Goldblum, Brian Stokes Mitchel Adam Rose/FOX

Chord Overstreet raps. Samuel Larsen (The Glee Project winner) makes his debut. Rachel’s dads finally grace us with their presence. There’s a lot to look forward to on tomorrow’s Glee!

And that’s just based on the sneak peek we have for you guys…

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It must be unseasonably warm in Ohio on Valentine’s Day, because the performance of “Stereo Hearts,” on the steps of McKinley is full of sunshine. We don’t mind, because it looks like Joe Hart (Larson), Sam, Mercedes (Amber Riley) and Quinn (Dianna Agron) are pulling out all the stops to serenade Rachel (Lea Michele). We have to wait until tomorrow to see why Rachel’s getting a performance by this group…what the crap is Finn doing on Valentine’s Day?

Check out the full performance of “Stereo Hearts,” plus Rachel’s dads (Jeff Goldblum and Brian Stokes Mitchell) confront Finn (Cory Monteith) and Rachel on their engagement.

“Heart” airs tomorrow night on Fox.

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Glee First Look: Who Gets Serenaded by Someone Other Than Their Significant Other?

Glee, Lea Michele, Jeff Goldblum, Brian Stokes Mitchel Adam Rose/FOX

Chord Overstreet raps. Samuel Larsen (The Glee Project winner) makes his debut. Rachel’s dads finally grace us with their presence. There’s a lot to look forward to on tomorrow’s Glee!

And that’s just based on the sneak peek we have for you guys…

MORE: House Series Finale Date Set! Plus, Our Wish List for the Remaining Episodes

It must be unseasonably warm in Ohio on Valentine’s Day, because the performance of “Stereo Hearts,” on the steps of McKinley is full of sunshine. We don’t mind, because it looks like Joe Hart (Larson), Sam, Mercedes (Amber Riley) and Quinn (Dianna Agron) are pulling out all the stops to serenade Rachel (Lea Michele). We have to wait until tomorrow to see why Rachel’s getting a performance by this group…what the crap is Finn doing on Valentine’s Day?

Check out the full performance of “Stereo Hearts,” plus Rachel’s dads (Jeff Goldblum and Brian Stokes Mitchell) confront Finn (Cory Monteith) and Rachel on their engagement.

“Heart” airs tomorrow night on Fox.

PHOTOS:  Glee Super Gallery: The Best Photos and Quotes

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Movie Reviews: Seriously, Leave Your Kids With Someone Funnier Than The Sitter

The Sitter Jessica Miglio/Twentieth Century Fox

Review in a Hurry: We have to wonder if director David Gordon Green has his whole “remaking comedy genres of your youth” thing out of his system yet? Because frankly, he isn’t that good at bringing (or pacing) the funny. Even with a pre-slim Jonah Hill in the lead.

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The Bigger Picture: If you thought Pineapple Express was the height of hilarity, perhaps you’ll appreciate director Green’s loose, unofficial remake of Adventures in Babysitting. If not, please join us in wishing he’d return to the more meditative art flicks like All the Real Girls. Can’t blame the guy for wanting to make a paycheck, but when it comes to humor, he seems to be learning very little about timing. Or audience identification.

Hill’s Noah Griffith initially seems like an almost-grown-up Eric Cartman, oblivious to how much other people hate him, and overly mothered by his single mom, whom he forces to do things like pick up the phone even when it would be easier for him. But he’s not without conscience: In order to facilitate mom’s hot date, he agrees to babysit her friend’s kids.

Naturally, they turn out to be a handful, albeit due to one-note dilemmas that will rather obviously be remedied by movie’s end. Slater (Where the Wild Things Are‘s Max Records) is under-confident and over-medicated, while younger sister Blithe (Landry Bender) is a tot who dreams of being the next Kardashian. And then there’s a foster-sibling, Rodrigo (Kevin Hernandez), an ill-conceived character who embodies every negative Latino stereotype short of wearing a sombrero. With slicked-back hair, full knowledge of all things criminal and a penchant for tossing bombs, he’s offensive primarily because he’s so unrealistic and impossible to relate to.

Then, to thicken the plot, Noah gets a call from his transparently hateful “girlfriend”(Ari Graynor), who insists she’ll put out if he drives across town immediately and gets her some cocaine. Here is another place where Green majorly misses the mark. Most comedies that strand suburbanites in a scary city after dark are effective because the protagonists are generally innocent, hapless victims of circumstance. Noah is a dick who blatantly endangers kids so he can buy drugs and trade them for sex. Do we really care if karma kicks his ass in return? (Recall that Elisabeth Shue only brought her supervised children into danger to try to help a stranded friend in need.)

Like Green’s other comedies, The Sitter frequently feels like it should be hilarious, but never quite is. The funniest parts are when Hill turns his lines into tangential riffs, and one suspects this is him improvising rather than any thanks to the script.

The 180—a Second Opinion: Max Records proves himself more than a one-hit wonder with a genuinely sensitive performance as Slater. He’s the only character you really don’t want to see get hurt.

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Whitney Port: Go Cuddle With Someone You Love! (PHOTOS)

Whitney Port's National Cuddle DayCheck out what Whitney has been up to in her blog! Read More »Hi lovies, A friend of mine just told me that today is Cuddle Up Day (gotta love those made up holidays!) so I thought it would be fun to put together a gallery of super cute cuddly animals for your enjoyment (I also threw one in of me and my grandmother that I just snapped in honor of this special holiday).

Make sure you click through the entire gallery because there are some ridiculously adorable ones in there and then go and cuddle up to someone you love! xoxo, Whit

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